A Note to the Dog Owners whose Pet pooed on the Road
Inspiration : 1) Respected RWR (Introducing a poet whom I had never read)
2) Denise Rogers (A Note to the Moth Who ate my Sweater)
Of this Note I've made 26 printed copies
For all those 26 dog and bitch owners
Who make their pets poo on the street
When no one is looking - specially night
I don't know which of you pooed...
Early at five in the morning
I perceived three ample mounds of healthy poo
Definitely from three canine species
My dearest dog owners Who will clean up?
Oh !! you expect me to clean up ?!! Why ?!
Oh ..so you didn't train them to poo
Before my iron gate !! Can I suggest ?
Make them poo in your own toilet
Then you can clean up... make your pet clean up
It was your pet wasn't it ? If still confused
Please call up my number or ring my doorbell
Excuse me for pasting this note on your wall
Excused if you're among the twenty three
Remaining three are NOT asked to excuse
BEWARE you've just lit the bombs fuse
©bishu
(Humblest apologies to all romantic ,philosophical & wise poets.Maybe I could,ve thought of a better idea)
ahahahahaha...
okay the title made me legit laugh out loud :) ina coffee shop :)
its a huge pet peeve of mine too when people do't clea thier dog poo :)
Much Love
Ashley
Glad you laughed Respected RWR
Glad you laughed Respected RWR.Thank you for your kind time.
©bishu