A Note to the Dog Owners whose Pet pooed on the Road

Folder: 
bishupoetry

A Note to the Dog Owners whose Pet pooed on the Road

 

Inspiration : 1) Respected RWR (Introducing a poet whom I had never read)

                     2) Denise Rogers (A Note to the Moth Who ate my Sweater)

 

Of this Note I've made 26 printed copies

For all those 26 dog and bitch owners

Who make their pets poo on the  street   

When no one is looking - specially night

 

I don't know which of you pooed...

Early at five in the morning

I perceived three ample mounds of healthy poo

Definitely from three canine species

 

My dearest dog owners Who will clean up?

Oh !! you expect me to clean up ?!! Why ?!

Oh ..so you didn't train them to poo

Before my iron gate !! Can I suggest ?

 

Make them poo in your own toilet

Then you can clean up... make your pet clean up

It was your pet wasn't it ? If still confused

Please call up my number or ring my doorbell

 

Excuse me for pasting this note on your wall

Excused if you're among the twenty three

Remaining three are NOT asked to excuse

BEWARE you've just lit the bombs fuse Undecided

 

©bishu

 

(Humblest apologies to all romantic ,philosophical & wise poets.Maybe I could,ve thought of a better idea)

 

 

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

   

View bishu's Full Portfolio
running_with_rabbits's picture

ahahahahaha...

okay the title made me legit laugh out loud :) ina coffee shop :)

its a huge pet peeve of mine too when people do't clea thier dog poo :)


Much Love

Ashley

bishu's picture

Glad you laughed Respected RWR

Glad you laughed Respected RWR.Thank you for your kind time.


©bishu