Please stop, teasing me, Please!
No not you this is an appeal to my brain. Brains sometimes run away with one. You might find it difficult to believe but believe me, I am an expert where it comes to brains. You too if you stop and think about it, mind you I will not be held responsible if you now start to get terrible headaches. Brains if they are not used often enough have this unhappy trick of causing to its owner a heavy aching in the head regions. You cannot put your finger on the exact spot but I guarantee that on some part of your head it will ache.
If you stop puzzling out what started you to think in the first place the aches will disappear as they came, into nothingness. I can see you wiping your forehead with a handkerchief, as if a handkerchief could be of help when one’s head is splitting in a thousand pieces. Stop thinking it takes years to develop a method to start the brain off into something near to a coherent thought. If you do not believe me then at your own risk try to think about something easy first. An example how can I make that penny in my pocket into a dozen pennies. Give it some thought but again I take no responsibility at all after all it is your brain that has been neglected not the mine.
Please excuse me, I am laughing at the thought that many of you will rush off to the Apothecary or to the Chemists and he or she will give you some pills wrapped up in a pretty box telling you only to take one or two of the tablets when the headache gets so bad that one feels compelled to go to bed and try to sleep off the ill affects of the results of making ones own brain to do a little unaccustomed work. Now you cannot really blame me I did not ask you to read this thing that I have about my brain or as some person once called it my brain box. Perhaps one small piece of advice before, I close this small episode on my brain. Do not use anything that has long gone rusty because of lack or necessity of being oiled occasionally. I mean this of course literarily one does not need oil but with continuous use it becomes easier for your brain to settle down to a steady production of remedies that one can always need and use in Life. Your scribbler Bern.