My Bridge.
Who ate the shrimps from the fridge.
I was going to use them to build a bridge.
A bridge built with shrimps you know,
One takes their time and builds it slow.
I would use bricks and lots of cement,
But my bridge would I am sure be bent.
Wood is not of much use it rots away.
That’s what all the old timers say.
I myself would build the bridge with steel,
That would hold for a hundred years I feel.
I once built such a bridge in my dreams,
The people that went over it all got the screams,
I have no plans for my new bridge it is all in my head.
Shall I build it today before I go to my bed.
Building bridges is work for an expert I think,
I will try to build a bridge in my kitchen sink.
My wife thinks it is not the best of my ideas,
The bridge would fall down is the worst of her fears.
I will not build a bridge at all not at least today,
I will go to the club and with the other idiots play.