Roses are red, the violet is blue,
A daffodil is yellow.
All the flowers around the world
Give off scent and make us mellow.
Love is born around this time
It makes the heart grow fonder
Romantic thoughts fill up our minds
Proposals we all ponder.
That girl you like she is the one
You have to send that card.
Tell her that she is so special
Give all your kind regards.
Then buy flowers, chocolates jewellery,
Just feel it intertwine,
Rely on all this romantic air
Supplied by St Valentine.
She will be putty in your hands
How could she utter no,
Even if she is going through
Her monthly menstrual flow.
For sweet romance is in the air
It’s cost is only money,
As long as the results worthwhile
And,
She fucks like the Easter Bunny!