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Usual suspects.
A long time ago,
in a land that seems so far,
now is coming back....
I was in an Amsterdam bar....
It was the mates Stag do,
we had all saved up for weeks.
Then we got arrested
and help we had to seek.
The Police were not impressed,
our behaviour it was bad,
the Courts they did not like
a load of drunken lads.
We blamed the wacky backy
never mind the beer.
No excuse was met
the fine it was damn dear!
Our tails between our legs
we got the ferry home,
to face all sorts of music
never again allowed to roam.
We all blamed each other,
as you always do
said we were unlucky,
in fact we"re gonna sue!
But because of who we are,
the Press were not informed,
we held a kind of sway.
But now we are reformed.
Aren"t we Lads.......
cough cough,
