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We thank you.
Does size really matter?
Do you really care?
Would you really wish
to wear large underwear?
There is one thing being big.
Another being tall.
But the higher up you are,
the farther it will fall!
Some must like it small.
Yes anything petite,
and who would want to have,
size eleven monster feet!
We know deep down you care,
you really love us guys,
and we appreciate even more,
your delicate nice white lies!
So who cares if your big?
Your wife, your friends, your ex.
For it only lasts three minutes,
this pleasure we call sex!
But when it comes to size,
you ladies have last word.
" Of course it does not matter,
don"t you be absurd."
But i will tell you this,
you ladies do your bit,
and we thank you very much,
for feeding us BULLSHIT!
