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Table Talk.
The banquet was well started, they were on the seventh course.
Churchills glass was empty, he sounded rather hoarse.
Charles de Gaul leaned forward, to reach the uncorked wine.
His hand gripped round the bottle, this red wine looked just fine.
Churchill turned around and asked the Presidents wife.
"And what would you like most at this moment in your life."
The Presidents wife looked thoughtful, a hand then touched her chin.
"I think I would like A Penis!" (you could have heard a pin.)
There were gasps of utter shock, embarrassed looks and more.
Eyes looked at the cutlery and some sought out the floor.
Churchill glanced at Charles de Gaul and gave a hearty wink.
The President turned towards his wife "You know what i now think,
your English is a mess and I think I must confess.
The word your searching for my dear is simply HAPPINESS!"
