Well Thumper got a hard on
the first he ever had.
He sneaked a peek at Bambi,
oh boy he had it bad.
Bambi did not notice
and carried on her way.
Thumper stood there throbbing
wondering what to say.
The wise Old Owl flew down
to give some wise advice,
"You better get that seen to,
oh try a bag of ice".
Eventually he felt placid
and Thumper gave a whew!
He now knew what it felt like
to be in a rabbit stew!