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Halloween.
The witches got together
to plan their Hallowed Eve.
They would scare the boys and girls
the ones that don"t believe.
So while the moon was watching
they gathered in a room.
That smelt of cats and dust
and practised on their brooms.
They talked of frogs and mice,
creams and magic potions
and how to brew a vat
as big as any ocean.
Around the witches cauldron
they toiled and they troubled.
They threw in eye of newt
till it hubbled and it bubbled.
They practised on their cats
who let out lots of yells
and traded inside secrets
but promised not to tell.
They ironed out their capes
and put starch in their hats.
Then looked up Yellow Pages
to buy the cheapest bats.
They cackled and they cawed
and built up all their power.
Till the old clock it did chime
and midnight was the hour....
A horrible shriek went up
as the last chime it did die
and out of all the windows
the witches they did fly.
Now if your trick or treating
remember look up high
and you might see the witches
on broomsticks in the sky.
For this is Halloween
so be careful what you do
or the witches might fly down
and put a spell on you!
But if your babysitting
remember on this night
that if the phone should ring
just crap with all your might.
For this is Halloween
there is nothing you can do
for Michael Myers will get ya
and stick a knife in you!!!
Alternative ending..........
They cackled and they cawed
and built up all their power.
Till the old clock it did chime
and midnight was the hour.....
"Right girls that"s your time."
Called a Raven with hooked beak.
"Remember dim the lights
and see you all next week!"
