First cut is the deepest.

I got myself a job,

at a local big Hotel.

The sign it should have said,

Welcome Inn to Hell!



I didn"t stop to think,

my senses had gone deaf.

I did not hear them shout!

don"t be a Commie Chef!



The Head Chef he was Swedish.

His English was a joke.

I could not understand,

a bloody word he spoke!



They used an intercom,

to say a Check was on,

they used a Commie Chef,

to say the Check was gone!



I only did the Starters,

(of which the choice was four)

and dreaded every time,

a voice so loud it Roared!



The Chef would press the button.

(his English was a crime)

I felt like pressing back,

gonna give me that in Mime!



It sounded "Babble Babble!"

(a nightmare in my head)

For i had to ask again,

"What was that you said?"



The intercom exploded!

Like a young man in his prime,

"I tell you once, i tell you twice,

there is no second time!"



I thought oh Bugger this!

I could try Pizza Hut,

and picked up a sharp knife,

the next thing i was cut!



The blood it was a shock,

my pulse it pumped it faster,

it spurted everywhere,

"I think i need a plaster."



I was taken down the stairs,

reassurance they did give.

Along with free Band-Aid

and told that i would live.



They said" we"ll phone your Mum,

her numbers on our pad."

and i thought oh God,

oh this is really sad.



My kitchen life is over,

i might as well be dead.

The Waiting Staff they rule!

On gossip they are fed.



For the Waitresses all laughed,

and i overheard their talk.

They"d seen a bigger cut,

on the end of someones Cock!




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