To be read as quickly as possible. No pausing for breath.
The morning after.
Your tongue tasted sweet
as we lay in your sheets,
then you opened your legs
"I could kill for a peg"!
Last night we were drunk
now a dead skunk
"I am sorry "I moan
"I"ll see ya I"ll phone".
I get up and leave
desperate to breathe.
I know where i"ve been
and think about hygiene.
I think of my cock
and think of a talk
I just had at school
about being a fool.
She looked good at first
but I blame my thirst,
invited me home
no need to roam.
So we had some fun
the deed it was done
it did hit the spot
for galloping cock rot.
I am sure I am safe
but must keep the faith
and I think it is best
to go get an Aids test.
A lesson been learned
this worry"s been earned,
so don"t be a dick
please cover that prick.
A nice rubber cover
then home to your Mother
without any fear...
and the conscience is clear!!!