Public service annoucement. Always wear a condom.

To be read as quickly as possible. No pausing for breath.



The morning after.



Your tongue tasted sweet

as we lay in your sheets,

then you opened your legs

"I could kill for a peg"!



Last night we were drunk

now a dead skunk

"I am sorry "I moan

"I"ll see ya I"ll phone".



I get up and leave

desperate to breathe.

I know where i"ve been

and think about hygiene.



I think of my cock

and think of a talk

I just had at school

about being a fool.



She looked good at first

but I blame my thirst,

invited me home

no need to roam.



So we had some fun

the deed it was done

it did hit the spot

for galloping cock rot.



I am sure I am safe

but must keep the faith

and I think it is best

to go get an Aids test.



A lesson been learned

this worry"s been earned,

so don"t be a dick

please cover that prick.



A nice rubber cover

then home to your Mother

without any fear...



and the conscience is clear!!!




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