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Fathers Day.
Fathers day.
Fathers day,
Ever wondered where you would you be without the Old man?
All hail the wonder of the sperm,
So shout it out with all your feeling,
That precious gift of life
Should have your senses reeling!
You totally exist because of him,
It’s in your life that you have starred.
He deserves that crappy gift
And that patronising card.
For after all you’re not a wank,
You’re offspring so get kneeling!
Thank the bloody Lord
You didn’t hit the ceiling!
Cheers Dad.
(And Mum)
