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Bowling for Columbine
If there is one thing that i know, one thing that"s for sure.
You can rely on facts from Mr Michael Moore. (cough)
What white America fears "If it bleeds it leads to sale."
Is guns that do belong, to Afro-American males.
Well back in fifty-five, the Blacks they got the suss.
A women would not move, to the back of a White bus.
To the Blacks what a result, to the Whites oh heaven sent.
How sticky will it get with a cash and gun Goovernment.
Look Liberal up in the dictionary, and i think you should,
and i"ll put money on, you will find it Hollywood.
The country it does state, you are free to buy a gun.
Get yourself some ammo, go out and have some fun.
Now Charlton Heston says, go join the N R A.
But some just lose the plot, could kill someone today.
Now where to buy the bullets, you don"t have to be smart.
Just buy them with the milk, lets shop at Big K Smart.
You hear it at the schools, my Principles a dick.
I think i"ll blow his mind, he thinks that i am thick!
But first i will go bowling, throw some balls right down the lane.
I"ll show you law and order, i"ll show you fucking pain.
Now how to smuggle guns, Hmm get them into school.
We will find away, we are not dumb fools.
Come on lets have a think, lets get in the mode.
Ah just wear baggy pants, the school has no dress code.
Course it is Marilyn Mansons fault, he really is quite sick.
He had some ribs removed, so he could suck his dick.
I know that it is true, i read it with my eyes,
and everybody knows, the press they do not lie!
U S A gun laws, i think we"ve had our fill.
The right to bear arms, the right for you to kill.
But nothing it will change, like stars, or sea or sand.
Like Charlton Heston said, "From my cold, dead , hands."
