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The novelty
My mother didn"t like my latest amie.
Thought she was to old for me.
What mother really meant
was everybody knew she was
as loose as a goose
and banged like an indian drum.
It was even rumoured she would
charge for it if times were hard.
So mother said.
Her nickname was blow job bertha
and by God it was true.
I was nineteen and she blew my mind.
Mother even tried
to get father to have a word
in my ear.
Give me a manly chat
but father declined.
He just said
"Look, it is just a phase,
the novelty will soon wear off."
"Just like the skin on her knees."
