The Epigrammatist

I got the sack from the Fertilizer Works

and cried with all my might.

Their dissemination of imformation

was complete and utter...

crap.



The asininity of some people

is a real pain in the ass!

Here is hoping the liquidity

of my redundancy results in cash..



So I got another job,

all be it arbitrary.

I found it quite concordance

it was selling dictionaries.



But I have to be abstruse,

therefore obstruct from sight.

That this is just impertinent

I cannot paraphrase or write.



It is definitely exceptional

as big as a Brontosaurus,

but I think that I have swallowed

a dirty great Thesaurus!



So let"s play with an epigram

and always be quite sure,

that the end is the beginning,

it"s all complete manure!






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