I hate October.
Ach I still hate October…
The weather is piss,
It is nothing you would ever miss,
The grass still needs a final cut,
Can you be arsed, oh kiss my butt.
Then like it is only twelve weeks till the Xmas tree…
Fuck, that is shit I hope you all agree,
I hate this time of year,
Hate it like my worst fear,
The fear of this month October
Is like my fear of being…
Sober!