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Barbie, Fifty not out.
Fifty not out.
Well Barbie"s on the wane
She has had her day,
Ken has up and left
Yes he is on his way.
Barbie"s nearing fifty
Been around too long.
Every teen girl remembers,
Time for her swansong.
Action Man is crying,
Yes is so distraught,
He remembers the early years
The battles that were fought.
Young girls owned a Barbie
Their brothers had the Man,
Who had to look beneath the skirt
And checkout that leg suntan!
She never wore no knickers
And boy that did impress.
Always looked attractive
No matter what her dress.
Her wardrobe is gigantic
Man it takes up room.
She lives in a huge mansion
That stores all her costumes.
So her retirement beckons
It really is not funny,
but don"t you feel to sorry
The bitch has made her money!
Poor Ken was always second best
His hairpiece always tragic.
Those white suits they were the pits
But his cars were always magic!
Whether it is the credit crunch
Or girls have just moved on
There is one thing that"s for sure
The conclusion is foregone.
Barbie has to face the facts
Although she still does weigh
The same as when it all began.
Her life has had it"s day.
Ken has turned to drugs
His life is so forlorn,
What he"ll do for money,
He even does gay porn.
Action man is worried
He only likes the glory,
But what if she is tempted
To sell off her life story.
So Barbie you near fifty,
Still good for all your days.
Think of all those magazines
That you could set ablaze.
All those TV channels
Clamouring up for you.
The original big dyed blonde
You could always sell shampoo.
Age is but an number,
Something we all must bare,
You’re not the first fifty year old
To find that life’s unfair.
But you are an icon,
Someone that we all know,
I hear that you"re now dating
A certain GI Joe.
So I wish you well,
For according to new polls,
Women"s opinions differ,
There is a hot bed of new coals.
Some say that the middle aged women
Although they feel quite blessed.
Are more liable than most
To be down and quite depressed.
But another poll it states,
That girlfriends or is it wife"s,
Having reached that age,
Have the best sex of their life"s…
All that I will say is,
The best of British luck.
You could become a Gnome,
stand outside in Florida
at the Sindy retirement home.
Where your photo would be taken,
a face of Botox smile,
and if you took the hump
they"d call you,
Lily of the nile!
