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Cough.
Cough.
My first real false cough,
(I know, a contradiction in terms)
Was with the army doctor.
National service was a bind.
My second was in a bar
That quickly thinned of people,
While on a date called blind.
The third that I remember
Was back in seventy seven,
Star wars was just out
I thought it seventh heaven.
I was standing in the queue
God was then George Lucas,
But the guy in front he dawdled
So I coughed, but brought up mucus.
A hanky I had none
So I wiped it on my fingers,
Then dropped it on the floor
I didn"'"t let it linger.
Cough,
But I hate to
Bring that up.
