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Our pet dog.
Our pet dogs bark is loud.
His bite I imagine is vicious.
He rolls in his own shit
and his breathe stinks,
he is as daft as a brush.
But he is very fit,
man can he run.
He thinks nothing
of pissing anywhere
and takes grass
till it makes him sick.
His eating habits are disgusting,
and he has no shame
when it comes
to the sexual act
in public!
He even licks his own
balls.
He has caught fleas
and probably has
illegitimate children.
He could not
give a .......
But you can train
him to do almost
anything.
He is loyal
obedient
trustworthy
and a good old family member.
If only I could be like him
when I go to university.
Sigh.
