Oh Gin, it"s a sin, you win.
Oh Beer, i fear, too dear.
My Spirits are lifted.
My livers shot.
Life is where you put it,
just don"t pick it up.
It"ll kill ya!
The Alcohol's Reply
Oh alcoholic,
Sin is having no gin,
Cheer is an ingredient of beer,
So lift your spirits
Live, have a shot,
Life is where you drink it,
Always a pick-me-up
It'll thrill ya!
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