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The Smearing of the Queer
The market's roof collapsed because a four-hundred pound raccoon thought hard on it. The search was out for this delinquent, but the mob died out within anywhere from five to eight cycles around the firehouse and the air balloon station.
Then professor Rangwire tore down his chalk board to make room for 60's band memorabilia.
The raccoon entered, late to class again.
In other words, five sushi chefs played rock paper scissors on who got to be it for hide-and-go-seek in the smearing of the queer.
