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Samuel Emoto Forgot the Roses
The doorbell rang in Stephen Tedesco's residence. Stephen answered the door. Before him was a man casually cracking peanuts named Samuel Emoto. The man had no clothes on except for a censored block between his legs.
"What do you want?" asked the stranger at the door.
Stephen replied, "What do I want? No, what do you want?"
Stephen replied, "What do I want? No, what do you want?"
Astonished, Samuel glared at the man for about 7 seconds and said, "No, I live here. What do you want?"
Stephen began to question himself. Was he really Stephen Tedesco? Stephen apologized and made his way next door.
Stephen began to question himself. Was he really Stephen Tedesco? Stephen apologized and made his way next door.
When Samuel appeared at the door, Stephen's mouth opened automatically with the words: What do you want?
Ever since then, Stephen found the confidence he needed in himself. But the confidence could not keep him from choking on a peanut and dying. Samuel attended the funeral, but he forgot the roses.
Ever since then, Stephen found the confidence he needed in himself. But the confidence could not keep him from choking on a peanut and dying. Samuel attended the funeral, but he forgot the roses.
