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Jean-Paul Gagnon's Run
After an hour, Jean-Paul Gagnon succeeded in tying his running shoes, only to then untie them, as he had forgotten to place his feet in first.
Upon resolving the matter, he ran toward the door to resume his daily exercise, yet remained in place. After heated negotiations with himself, he dropped his mime act and ran out the door. So with loosened hinges, the door escaped.
Jean-Paul Gagnon chased after the door. Seeing the door gain speed, Jean-Paul Gagnon dropped the television in his arms that was slowing him down.
The door shifted to a higher gear, so Jean-Paul Gagnon did the same. An officer clocked the two as running 52 in a 35 mile per hour zone, so the cop switched on her siren.
Despising cops, Jean-Paul Gagnon and the door increased their velocities to the broken sound barrier, losing the cop. The two ran up and around obstacles like supersonic ants.
Behind still, Jean-Paul Gagnon increased himself to near light speed, only for the door to match him. The two encircled the globe, bending space-time onto itself. Jean-Paul Gagnon ran in on his earlier self at the moment the door was unhinging itself.
Terrified, he escaped through the window, then outran his physical body. Along the ethereal state, he tripped on an untied shoestring and elbowed a passing angel.
