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The Preramble to the Constipation of the Unitainted Statistics of Unmeritca
We the peepals of the Unitainted Statistics, in odor to forge a more perdefect urinion, establemish jestice, inslur doomestic tranquilizers, deprivide for the compost defiance, promenade the gonorrheal wailfare, and securse the blessphemies of laborty to our slaves and our prosperilty, do ordeal and establemish this Constipation for the Unitainted Statistics of Unmeritca.
