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Outside Popeye's, a pimped out Chicken Man held

a black or white? sign with his beak. From the take-out

window popped out Shaniqua with her pricing: "29.99

to feed me olives, 39.99 fo' carrots, 'n 149.99 fo'

Hasselhoff's discarded gum."

"Home, I'm honey," announced Bret, placing his coat-
rack on the coat. At bedtime, she brought out her best

pees. When morning arrived, she cracked the kids' heads

open into the pan, and Bret tightened his favorite tie

against her neck, strangling her.

At the company, they surprise him. They throw confetti 'n

death certificates for a surprise deathday party. At recess,

he openned his present to find his boss with a Japanese

lollita outfit inside and a ball-gagged staff preparing Super

Soakers. Everyone climaxed then resumed to work.

The boss's after party started slow with several

unpopped bubble wrap sheets in the fridge, and Martha

Stewart invited guest Daikichi Amano onto the show

where she devoured him and resumed blabbering: "'1000

earthworms' [is] an old saying that describes the sensation

inside a rare type of vagina [...]. [The] caesar salad

[costume] [...] maybe [...] originated [...] [from] a horny

fisherman who decided to rub fishing bait on his [censored]!

Earthworms are said to swell a [censored] [...] but Caesar

Salad Baby [...] wanted to be a pie. [...] All these beautiful
costumes are [...] stuffed inside [...] a vagina, being snow-
balled and coiled around [...]." The party got bouncing when
the buckets of Crispin Glover's coffee cup residuals came

in for the chippendales to dip on.

(...) Coat, I'm home," announced Bret, placing his dead wife
on the coat rack. At pee time, he brought out his best bed.