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(Barn)Housing Lies
An ass is obligated to answer a question: herein
lies the answer her now the sun cools the eggs.
Wrong, answered she, the chicken, cools them
with her icy cold behind, two pudgy sisters
who neigh. Wrong, answered them, pigs don't
neigh---have decency.
Her udders secrete orange juice? No, answered
she? He lives in a grove. No, answered he
lived---now is quite stiff. A goose fails at smoking
her cigars due to being a goose inside the smoke-
barn house, they all lie there day-to-day like
politicians---true story.
