Standing around, staring out
the conference room window,
watching a heron eat bugs
from clover that looks like grass.
Sitting through meetings
for a half day,
donut holes and muddy coffee
served by Countess Rubellina
wearing rose nail decals
and a diamond ring that
a receptionist cannot possibly afford.
But generally speaking, I think we
grown-ups have a lot of fun,
though, such as hurricane parties
in the face of impending death,
and staggering around drunk
at the office hallowe'en party dressed
like Madonna.
I'm not sure I agree with Forrest Gump.
Life is not always like a box of chocolates
where you never know what you're gonna get.
Take me, for instance, I just
punch out the bottoms of the chocolates
and know what I'm gonna get,
every time; sort of like
second-guessing the Creator.
I wonder if Madonna started out this way.