Zinfandel and Southern Heat

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Weeds everywhere

Overgrown shrubs

Needs a manicure

I called Toby,

the yard man,

He came right over



Funny, I never noticed

those muscles before.

Watching from the deck,

sipping zinfandel,

I watched him throw

the blue t-shirt

over the swing.



His tanned chest

damp in sweat from

the hot Florida sun,

an occasional tug at

his jeans seemed

manly.



He squinted his eyes

to look up,

I knew he was thirsty;

I was too.

I offered a cool drink,

He chose water -

I knew he would



The lawn perfectly

trimmed, he stood on the

deck to collect payment

for his labors.

Two hours.

Thirty dollars seemed

a small amount to

pay...



Toby, shirt thrown over

his shoulder,

walked away, stepped up

into the pickup.

"See ya, Ma'am."

Yeah, Toby,

Be seeing you...



I poured another glass

of zinfandel, leaned back,

and waited for the

weeds to grow.

~

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Toby the yard man...

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