In a competition to see who could fake being the happiest
She resorted to drastic measures
Snatching a man from miles away
And claiming she had found her one true love
He said he's packing up
And heading toward western skies
To find everything he's been looking for
The competition still bubbles with dramatic excitement
For they both know how to let everyone know about their lives
And everyone listens
While he anonymously calls her a whore
She feeds off the attention she brings
Calling him out
Cigarettes
And lonely months where she falls for everyone
Alcohol
And wild nights where he fucks everyone
Star crossed lovers
Crossing each other constantly
Bringing about a modern soap opera
That we can't help but pool our attention to