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If you stop being ugly,

People will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.

If you have lots of sex and play a whore,

Guys will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.

If you have rippling bicepts and muscles galore,

Girls will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.

If your boobs are DD, and you show them off for sure,

Guys will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.

If your dick is massive and hits the floor,

Girls will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.

If you wear all that make-up that you bought from the store

Guys will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.

If you have the perfect hair and always clean out your pores

Girls will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.

If you're as skinny as you could ever be, without dying of course

Guys will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.

If you play all the sports and "know the name of the game"

Girls will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.

If you stop being so ugly,

People will like you more.

It's common American knowledge.