My senses leaped for a moment
I pondered, "Could this be true?"
Was this my "Once upon a time there was..."
Could the chivalric knight be you?
An explosion of unbridled passion
Expressive of noveled romance
An unprecedented written personification
of award-winning spoken dance
I curtsied, dipped, and twirled
Displaying my 26 shades of grey
But I tripped and fell on the cold hard floor
My new found treasure rolled away
My tale of two distant cities
diverged further in a wood
Unlovely bones remained
where the wild things once stood
Guess I'll go back to my tuffet
and eat my sour curds and whey
I could have sworn the stanza read "Just for you, love."
I must have bought the wrong book again today.