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I like my beer fluffy
and I drink my gin straight.
If a margarita wants to visit
she better show up late.
Dirty martinis are for sous
chefs, I like my olives in salad.
Whisky is just bourbon in
the throat like Hell warmed over.
Bartenders male or female
best catch on to the trick, ice
will never be neat to this high
and soda makes me sick.
I admit from time to time
I sip a bit of booze
and then I remember,
as I pay the piper's dues,
drinking always ends
in regurgiting blues.
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Lady A
01-29-13
9:54p