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There once was a dude from Glenfinnan
who spent his spare time inside women
he made them scream loud
till one wife he endowed
and for it was sentenced to prison.
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This delicate lad from the highlands
was lost no buts, ifs, he had no ands
alone all inside
he swallowed his pride
when they turned his ass over to brigands.
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This shell of a Scot from Glenfinnan
lived a life as only such men can
no women came near
he lived mostly in fear
of his cell mate less outside than in 'im.
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Lady A
09-06-16
108a
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