I'm trapped in a box, I'm locked in a cage
Until I pass the test, I'm makin minimum wage
I pimp out my uniform wid exciting belts and sneakers
I answer the phone, cash checks, and I use the loudspeaker!
I'm in charge of large sums of cash
I party all day & I recycle my trash!
I got lotsa homies that I work wid all day
They stalk me and annoy me, but its all ok!
I've lost 45 pounds cos I walk to work all the time
I know thats pretty freakin awesome, so it don't need a rhyme!
I try my best everyday, so don't be nervous,
I work at Weis Markets- in customer service! :)