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Garrgantula
Watching star wars the 4th episode in my room when my phone rang Girlfriend is on the phone, her friend Gargantula is hungry. I was the only one with a Silverado 2500 with a cabin big enough for her. Get on my truck go for girlfriend, pass later for Gargantula, find out She is bathing in mayo. She Is done, goes out with Little Jupiter, her sister.
Gargantula fits perfectly into the back cabin, taking the 3 back seats with her ass, so there’s no space left for Jupiter, with a small maneuver we get her into the back of the truck against the laws of gravity.
Space and time is bending in the back of my cabin my fears grow bigger as I see Gargantulla get a can of Chilli out of her pockets, open it up with her front teeth and using gravity to her favor slurping the insides of the can in seconds, in fear of her eating my car I stop in the nearest Macdonald. Gargantula Inertia gets her moving, she is bending space and time as she gets into the front door. Little Jupiter is eating the back of my truck and is starting to burn like a star, Salsa and chilli are going out of her mouth, she starts shining, the fusion is way to advance to be stopped.
Jupiter continues to move to macdonalds bending space and time on her way in, everything starts to happen slower thanks to relativity Jupiter has no control over her sides, she is losing everything. We get into macdonalds after 50 years Gargantulla has already order 10 big macs and is waiting on an order of French fries as she slurps a whole tank of coca cola. The manager at MacDonald’s cries. Jupiter is floating in a mass of spaghetti and meatballs commanding an army of frijoles and tacos. She is getting into macdonalds, she is going to conquer it, to order everything on the menu in the sake of humanity she also orders a salad with diet cola.
Whatever is left of humanity inside Gargantula is about to be gone, as she farts asleep in a deep dream. Captain Wafle appears and starts a counter attack on Gargantulla, before everything begins all blacks out. I wake up in middle of space in the asteroid belt. And it turns out I am a celestial bear traveling to Saturn in my Silverado spaceship.
