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Emory Blemmings,
always seein him at weddings.
He's got his tux suit on with a tie,
he's a serious boss,
so don't act funny, don't even try.
If you act funny he might laugh once,
but then it's old, he never laughs twice.
So if you try being funny a second time,
you'll realize that this man isn't so nice.
Yea Emory, he likes chicken.
He cuts holes in it to put his dick in.
Emory Blemmings, he's just that sort of guy,
Emory Blemmings, don't fuck wit him or you might just die.
He's got his tux suit on with his bloody red tie,
his hair slicked back and his breath smells like frys.
And his name is what?
His name is who?
Doesn't that guy have a butt?
How else would he poo?
Well ya see Emory doesn't need a butt to poo,
he can poo out his nose or his ear,
if you seen Emory you'd tremble with fear.
He's got his tie on man, Emory Blemmings,
what's he doin at this weeding, he was at the last wedding?
Emory Blemmings, man he loves his weddings.
He likes to wear his tie and get drunk,
if you see Emory today, he'll show you his junk.
But seeing Emory is rare, it's a rare sighting.
If you see him at the fair, he'll probly be fighting.
Emory Blemmings will strike you like lightning!!!