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What I can't stand about you
When I look at you sitting on the couch, I wonder why you're even here. I'm getting so bothered by you I feel like screaming in your ear, "Get off the couch you lazy man, you watched TV all day! I'm turning off the football, put your laundry away! Who cares about the USC, it's really all a bore! So now I'm breaking up with you!" And i pushed you out the door.
