UNCLE CHUCKEY LOVES HIS FRIENDS
WHEN HE DRINKS HE JUST PRETENDS
HE'S THE LIFE OF EVERY SHOW
IF HE'S NOT,HE JUST WONT GO
UNCLE CHUCKEY LOVES HIS WINE
HE CAN DRINK IT FROM THE VINE
HE TAKES HIS BATH IN APPLE CIDER
CHUCKEY THANKS HIS GREAT PROVIDER
UNCLE DANCES WITH THE QUEEN
TO HIM SHE IS QUITE OBSCENE
CHUCK KNOWS HE SHOULD NOT DANCE THAT WAY
HE SMILES AND SHOWS HIS TOOTH DECAY
FINALLY HE GOES HOME TO REST
AFTER ALL HE DID HIS BEST
HE ONLY HAS ONE LAST REQUEST
HE'D ASK THE LORD THAT ALL BE BLESSED