If it's not one already, it should be...
That Trump is using the presidency (and all of us) to wage war on Iran (and all of us) for the sole purpose of building a resort along its coastline.
Ludicrous! Maybe not... A few months ago I received a notification on my phone (believe me, I'd turn them off if I knew how) that he had offered to build a casino on the Gaza Strip. I laughed my ass off but now I'm starting to wonder if there wasn't some fact in that fiction.