If it's not one already, it should be...
That Trump is using the presidency (and all of us) to wage war on Iran (and all of us) for the sole purpose of building a resort along its coastline.
Ludicrous! Maybe not... A few months ago I received a notification on my phone (believe me, I'd turn them off if I knew how) that he had offered to build a casino on the Gaza Strip. I laughed my ass off but now I'm starting to wonder if there wasn't some fact in that fiction.
Author's Notes/Comments:
Exactly who did he make that offer to ;D
Seriously folks, remember when he was gonna buy Greenland... We all laughed didn't we. I think he spent his time between terms playing golf and plotting to take over the world like it's a giant game of Risk... "hmmmm I can use the Unilateral Power of the Office of the Presidency to bomb whoever the f*ck I want to and no one can stop me"
FU update #742026 - Somebody arrest that man for Vandalism of The White House, The Reflecting Pool, Iran...
FU update #772026 - Did you rob the National Bank of Iran while you were there, demand extortion money in exchange for US leaving their country... how exactly are you funding TrumpAccounts...
FU update #7132026 - the new Dick's Sporting Goods... for a whole new generation of dicks... they gotta know how that sounds right?
