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  • unchecked anger causes fevers...
  • prostate cancer is the cure for toxic masculinity... if you're under the age of 40 it's not too late to reform... start now...
  • cervical cancer is caused by allowing a man to abuse you with his penis for far too long... stop now...
  • colon cancer is caused by sitting on your ass playing too much Candy Crush or by acting like a giant asshole and not owning it... 

   

Author's Notes/Comments: 

  

to the guy who just pm'd me - it's not gender-biased... I've met women who display toxic masculinity and men who are total pussies... plus I was married to a man who was both... and assholes are everywhere... heshetheythemit don't matter, Assholery doesn't discriminate...

to the lady who pms'd me again - yes you are a "Good Person"...

   

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