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i like rice because rice is nice

i like wood because wood is good

i hate bread because bread is dead

i don’t like flour because flour is sour



i look at a can, walk like a man, have a big hand, chinese rubber band

plastic isn’t beef, i don’t like your leaf, technological veal, what it is, is real



should i please destroy your shoes, if i lived inside a moose?

i am looking at your house, and i can tell it’s not a mouse

take a glance at your money, i’m pretty sure it’s not that funny

out of place, alan thicke fell, looks around inside my shell



i’m staring at an artichoke

i ought to choke, aren’t choke? bicycle spoke



fork consumption of mammals in monochrome

tv dinner while watching “home alone”

two turntables and a telephone

i wish you weren’t david the gnome

declare, and make a speech

toothbrush is reach

football flavoured peach

the macintosh says eep or each



this is where i’m at

i hit a wiffle ball bat with a fat rat who sat near a flat cat on my hat

don’t give me trouble

there’s air in the bubble, so make that double, and barney rubble



hey, look at that rock, it’s not a sock

administer electic shock to mr. spock

my board is not a gourd, a lion roared

and a home run barry bonds scored



yo, look at the linear motion, it causes a commotion

a few miles from the ocean, not to mention corrosion



where did you put my orange?

and what rhymes with orange?

definitely not porridge

or food storage

or mandy moor-ige



there’s a fly in my soup, goats can’t use an ice cream scoop

but i wish i could slam my deuce coupe, in a basketball hoop