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Alien Pirates And What Not
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The Random There used to be an alien. His name was Helen.
He never had sore feet because he was always gellin'.
His pappy built spaceships, but his mom did not.
One time he stole one, and he never got caught.
So he and his friends flew throughout space.
Sometimes they flew slowly and sometimes they would race.
They would rob other ships, and take all their stuff.
They wouldn't do it nicely, they would always be rough.
These pirates went to Earth in search of some food,
But were run off by angry people who were all in a bad mood.
So then they starved and they all died.
And nobody cared, and nobody cried.
But while they were on Earth, they laid some eggs.
They squeezed them out between their legs.
The eggs soon hatched and the aliens grew.
They grew in a cave, and nobody knew.
They took over the world in a matter of hours.
They built tall buildings, with even taller towers.
Every human being became a mindless slave.
They weren't allowed to shower. They weren't allowed to shave.
But then one day a slave gathered up some peeps.
All of which were human, and none of them were sheep.
And they all beat up the aliens from space.
They kicked them in the ribs; they punched them in the face.
They tore off all their limbs, and threw them in the sea.
And fed them to the dogs, so they were finally free.
