Afraid of dinos, wish I was a T-Rex.
Hate porn, absolutely love sex.
Through the pot fields I frolic
Under a family tree of alcoholics.
I'm a happy sympathetic...
Depressed apathetic...
Lyrically poetic...
Whatever you may call it.
I am otherwordly.
Stereotypically rude, and
Unfresh to death.
Dressed not to impress,
Because I could give a fuck less.
FUCK STRESS.
My rhymes are unrelentless,
And I could talk to you for days
About UFO intelligence.
But I won't, I try to don't.
I'll be as happy as me
And won't gloat.