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The story of Bert
Here's the story of a New Yorker named Bert
Who enjoyed wearing a skirt
When he'd stroll through Central Park
Some would hurl a nasty remark
To a sensitive man like Bert, this hurt
On Bert, you don't need to take pity
He made a decision, didn't need a committee
Did he move to Thailand?
No, he moved to Long Island
Bert now resides in Garden City
