I was having some problems financial
The money I owed was substantial
There was no doubt about it
Didn't pay to shout about it
The evidence was more than circumstantial
My pal came up with a proposal
He said 'Instead of begging a bank for it, suppose I'll
Give you the money, as a loan
You won't have to moan and groan
Remember, I'm your friend and at your disposal'
My pal lied to me, our friendship, gone in a flash
Rushed outside expecting to see him with the cash
He said in his proposal
He'd be at my disposal
Where was he? All I saw was bags of trash