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There once was a gal from Vancouver 

Who was so fat, took two men to move her

When they saw her, the men started to rant 

'It's impossible! Can't move her, we can't!

We don't have any room to maneuver!'

There was a gal from Manitoba

Who rarely, if ever was sober

Dates she'd never remember 

Would say 'Happy Halloween' in September 

And would wish you 'Merry Christmas' in October