PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

There was a magician named Bill

Who suddenly fell very ill

Bill said 'I can't deal with that 

Please hand me my hat 

Gonna give you all a big thrill'

From his hat, Bill pulled out a saw 

What he did next filled us with awe

Cut himself in half 

We all had to laugh 

Bill is still, but not ill anymore