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Prevent attacks, relax, get the facts
There was a gal from NY named Sonia
Who was so afraid of catching pneumonia
She said 'I'm living in fear
I can't remain here
I'm moving to New Caledonia'
I just heard the news, I feel blue
If only Sonia knew
True, deaths there from pneumonia are rare
But there's other dangers to beware
Sonia died from a shark attack, was bitten in two!
