There was a caretaker named Millie
Who took care of her sick Uncle Willie
Was not paid a penny
But number of times taken advantage of? Many
If it wasn't true you'd think it was silly
When Uncle Willie passed away
It didn't take more than a day
For all of the questions
And the suggestions
Whether Millie should stay in town or move far away
Millie listened to all the advice
Made a choice, one she didn't need to think twice
She said 'My decision was made with ease
Unlike Uncle Willie, don't have a fatal disease
Moving to Philly, love a bagel with their cream cheese, so nice!'