Greece is preferred, is preferred

Did you hear about Auntie Denise?

Packed her things and moved to Greece 

Got tired of all the abuse

She received from her niece and nephews 

Hope in Greece Auntie Denise will find peace 


Auntie Denise now lives in Crete 

Looking for a man nice and sweet 

Though the men she's been meetin'

Are as smart as a cretin 

She says living in Crete can't be beat!


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