Did you hear about Auntie Denise?
Packed her things and moved to Greece
Got tired of all the abuse
She received from her niece and nephews
Hope in Greece Auntie Denise will find peace
Auntie Denise now lives in Crete
Looking for a man nice and sweet
Though the men she's been meetin'
Are as smart as a cretin
She says living in Crete can't be beat!